Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

amoying: amoying: what do you call a passive aggressive instrument? a piaNO

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:03 -0400

amoying:

amoying:

what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?

a piaNO

deerpong: boobies

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:25:43 -0400

deerpong:

boobies

rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:54 -0400

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:01 -0400

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: sevier1202: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: If someone put a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:23:39 -0400

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

sevier1202:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

If someone put a gun to my head and said “eat this eggplant or you’re dead” I would be like you better pull that trigger sport

Old sport

the great gatsby fandom is out of control

When I find my phone after searching forever

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:22:28 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:22:19 -0400

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

beverybitterprince: kardigone: Oh god, not French. ANYTHING...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:21:52 -0400

beverybitterprince:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

hoN HON HON HON

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:21:35 -0400

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hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:48 -0400

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:44 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:35 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:00 -0400

turnoversfordessert: NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:44 -0400

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:30 -0400

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:17 -0400

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

madmadsmadly: metallic-tears: aub-bob44: livinginaworldofword...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:14:42 -0400

madmadsmadly:

metallic-tears:

aub-bob44:

livinginaworldofwords:

disneyismyescape:

the-black-widow-has-sherlock:

origijex:

turquoiseload:

I laughed SO hard

I am literally crying

omfg

NOT THIS AGAIN. I CAN’T I AM ALWAYS IN TEARS.

LOOK AT RUSSELL.

I CAN’T

This makes me extremely uncomfortable

I dislike these feels… Oddly enough, some of them actually work, like work-work…

AHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG I CANT BREATHE MY LIFE IS VASTLY IMPROVED BY THESE SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE THIS MORE THAN YOU ALL KNOW!

J ESUS THE RAPU N ZEL ONES I CAN T B RAETHE

beefycurtains: final exams,

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:13:25 -0400

beefycurtains:

final exams,