Enjoy :) Kylie in AZ, an awkward, slightly unstable girl
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.