thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via mollaythesassay)

bevrage:

condom:

omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO

didn’t she know he was human too?

(via mollaythesassay)

neitherheavenorhell:

    I just d o n ’ t want to be                              another piece in                                                      their game.

neitherheavenorhell:

    I just d o n ’ t want to be
                             another piece in
                                                     their game.

(via cinnasownmockingjay)